Literature
Sweet and Sour: Harvest Moon+Pride and Prejudice
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of an irritating mother must be in want of a new home. On none other day was this true when Mrs. Field burst into the room and yelled to her husband, "Have you not heard? The house up on the hill has been sold at last!" Her husband, Mr. Field, chose not to dignify this exclamation with a response, merely turning the page of the morning newspaper. Mrs. Field took this as invitation enough to continue.
"It has been sold, to a young college student that makes over two million dollars a year!" Mrs. Field nearly swooned with her own excitement. It was then that Mr. Field loo